[Nendoroid] Hua Cheng x Xie Lian

 


Xie Lian: San Lang, they only have this room and it only has one bed.

Hua Cheng: gege can have the bed. This San Lang will sleep on the floor.


Xie Lian: No, San Lang. Don't sleep on the floor. I will.


Hua Cheng: No, Gege shouldn't sleep on the floor. This San Lang couldn't bear to see it.


Hua Cheng: How about we share the bed, if gege wouldn't mind?

Xie Lian: very well, San Lang.


*A few moments later*

Xie Lian: San Lang, this is the second time we sleep together. I feel happy i could talk to you before sleep.


Xie Lian: Good night, San Lang. Have a nice dream.

Hua Cheng: Good night, Gege. Have a sweet dream.


*in Xie Lian's dream*

Xie Lian: aah! aah! S-s-san Lang! No! aah!


Hua Cheng: Gege, does it feel good?

Xie Lian: yes! no! San Lang, don't! aaaaaaahhhh!!!!


Xie Lian: *awakes* What am i dreaming about?!?!


Xie Lian: what am i doing!!! i can't believe i have a lewd dream of San Lang!!!


Xie Lian: i am a dirty old man. i don't deserve him. San Lang is just a pure boy. 


Xie Lian: i am so sorry, San Lang. i swear i won't do that to you.


Hua Cheng: *sleeps soundly*


*Meanwhile in Hua Cheng's dream*

Xie Lian: San Lang, let's sleep together and make babies, we could have the joy of life until the end of the world.